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gayspock:

CHIKORITA CHUESDAY IS NOT AT ALL LIABLE FOR YOUR PHONE CRASHING. IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE CHIKORITA CHUESDAY, THAT’S ON YOU BABES.

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kerasines:

lotsathink:

science-bastard:

the-fucker-named-skeletor:

the-fucker-named-skeletor:

the-real-skeletor:

A meme compilation, theme: emails and how they found you

Part 2

Part 3

@jlf23tumble

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angeleyesmp3:

Richard Siken, Crush // “Two Guys” Sonic Drive-In commercial

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childofgears:

homoluigi:

Lol

you’re just gonna leave this in the tags?

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evilscientist3:

Women in STEM (Sleepiness, Time for bed, Extremely comfy sheets, Mattresses)

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n-breezii:

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serpentinesomebody:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mcdonalds gave me the boys toy in my happy meal and ive been transgender ever since

DONT LEAVE THAT IN THE TAGS THATS FUNNY

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northern-lesbian:

I hope every lesbian who grew up being told that lesbian was a bad word finds peace and comfort and pride in the knowledge that lesbian is a good wonderful word with a deep rich meaning and history

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karnalesbian:

alignment chart

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teslacoils-and-hubris:

science-bastard:

lab coat worn off the shoulders has got me acting unwise

‘unwise’ is a fun way to say lab safety violation 

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jemthecrystalgem:

kaylor:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

there needs to be more gay movies where the coming out process has already happened long long ago and more gay movies that actually take place within the LGBT community rather than like, a lesbian among christian bigots

This is actually already a genre: queer counter cinema! My friend did her whole thesis on it, @iseeyouandiloveyou would you mind telling them more about these films?

*rolls over* There’s a what

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chaoticgouda:

milord the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

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world-hostage-situations:

4x01:

anarcho-mysticism:

testosteronetwink:

rey-of-liqht:

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sunforgrace:

4x01:

theshockinglyeloquentdog:

4x01:

theshockinglyeloquentdog:

frozenpinesmp3:

theshockinglyeloquentdog:

4x01:

transfivehargreeves:

4x01:

i want what they have

what, blood? what is this post

relatable and sexy is what it is but you can go home if you’re not having fun

what…is the relatable part?

their gender. next question

i’m beginning to think y'all are misusing that

oh so now the hannibal rp blog is gonna preach to us

at least our ship is canon (on both sides)

miss girl a ship war? in twenty twenty one? LITERALLY what are you doing here

hey. hey anyone smoke we

hmmm

​world heritage post speedrun

Thats not a heritage post, that was a living fossil that got carried to the surface from some dark crevice of the ocean by some random current

i posted this last december

World Hostage Situation

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trashboat:

trashboat:

dollar store got wise and started charging for broom handles and the broom head, trying to charge me $5 for the whole deal, 3 for the handle and 2 for the head.

i said fuck that because while they thought they were getting smart, they were dumb enough to write that they had over 1500 different products on the front of the store, which tells me that the cashier who works for close to minimum wage is n e v e r checking up on what each individual item costs and how it’s sold

so i put the broom handle and matching head together and kept my hand on the handle, a subtle move to hide the second barcode, saving me three dollars, and the confidence to walk out like i own the place

me, in the housewares aisle trying to think 19 moves ahead and exactly what my alibi will be for the police:

the cashier:

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